Who Moved My Bacon?

5 pounds of bacon – missing!

I just have a couple of questions:

  • Why did they have 5 pounds of bacon in their fridge?
  • Didn’t the husband notice the smell of cooked bacon?
  • His wife ate all 5 pounds of the bacon without being noticeably ill?

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Of course, I know you’re not really going to buy these things because you’re celebrating Buy Nothing Day, right?

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